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Yesterday Jess moved house. she is sleeping on a tiny mattress on the floor of a large room with no cubpoards, All of her stuff is still in bags and boxes (and probably will be for a while). She has found a computer cafe nearby and will apparently be getting her insurance paid computer sometime next week (oh the speed!!!! yay) and will possibly have a desk by then. She is very excited, and if anyone wants to visit, there is more than enough room for two elephants in our lounge/music/dining hall (i say hall cos it’s freaking massive!!). Also, the house is number 42 which was a pretty big factor in it’s amazingness (but hell, spa bath!!!!)

Jess needs a new laptop to tell her insurance company she wants it, she needs it to be a good price, but it needs to have 2GB of RAM, a to be able to handle Oblivion, which suggests

3 Ghz Intel Pentium 4 or equivalent processor
1 GB System RAM
ATI X800 series, NVIDIA GeForce 6800 series, or higher video card

Any nerdy people have some ideas? I guess i don’t really need it to be a laptop, but i don’t have a screen or any other appendages!

Naboo: This is black magic. This is hardcore. Don’t mess with the occult.
Vince: I thought it was good for you.
Naboo: What?
Vince: Well, you know, good for your digestive system.
Naboo: That’s Yakult!
Vince: Oh, yeah…

jess is so tired and over not having a computer.

Jess hates it when things don’t go her way. It’s like she has all of the cake mixture prepared but some bastard stole the pan, and the oven and the whole freaking kitchen.

There’s just something i hate about somebody else’s overtly happy happy snaps. It makes me so mad on the inside, and boiling.
Jez: “the world only contains so much happiness and they’re hogging it all”
Mark: “that’s not how it works Jeremy”
Mark to himself: “that is how it works, that’s so how it works!”